[I am playing Pokemon at my desk. I hear The Boyfriend sit up in the bed behind me.]
Me: Couldn't sleep?
Luke: I couldn't stop thinking about blazers.
Me: [laughing] Seriously? Blazers?
Luke: I kept thinking about showing up to your house on Christmas, arms full of gifts, wearing a grey blazer! "Merry Christmas, everyone!" ...It was exciting.
I never really question why we've been together almost two years.
*and by that i mean he owned and actually wore a douchebag vest.