How to Fix the Blood Donor Shortage

The blood banks are seriously getting close to bankruptcy. As a concerned mammal, I would like to propose a solution.

Just think of how many hot-blooded males would offer up their veins to the Red Cross if these Pleasure USA shoes became standard issue for needle-toting nurses everywhere?

Hey, they beat Crocs. So in short....

Dear Phlebotomists,

Take one for the team.