Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Silly Searches

Do you have a StatCounter? I do, and I'm a little bit crazy about it, not even for the fact that I can track how many of you amazing people are coming here, but for the keyword function. That's right, I can look up what people are searching to find my blog at any given time. Mostly, the searches are pretty standard: dorky clothing, body image-related terms, dermatophagia, and the odd chicken soup recipe request (should've seen that coming when I came up with the name). Lately a lot of people seem to want to know about "piercings on private parts" (I wrote about piercings I find a bit creepy twice).

And sometimes there are strange, amusing gems.

A sampling, you ask? Here are a few of my favorites.

"Weird dorky tit:" Honestly, I don't know what this person was hoping to find.

"You are my shiny diaper:" Apparently this is something Bai Ling said. I don't quite remember posting about it, but I'm glad I am apparently an authority on such matters.

"I feel so self conscious wearing clothes because I think it's dorky:" I liked this one enough to write it down because, though I'm sure this wasn't what the person meant, it's hilarious to me to think of someone feeling wearing clothes makes you some kind of square. The only way to achieve coolness is to be a nudist, apparently.

"loser mcloserface:" If you are the person who used this search term, please let me know. I want to be your best friend.

What's the silliest way someone has arrived at your blog?


Destined For Now said...

How do you get this stat counter? I want it!

Vanessa said...

Destined for Now: It's free!


If I recall, you just go sign up with your blog name and then embed the tracking stuff into your blog. I'm pretty sure they explain it all in the process.

I can be incredibly lost when it comes to stuff like this but I figured it out.

Also, I've tried Google Analytics, which is a similar program, but I like Stat Counter much better.

Laells said...

Omg that's so hilarious!

I can't wait to call my boyfriend a Loser McLoserFace. lol

Weesha said...

wahahaha loser mcloser face! I'm so using that!

Miss Peregrin said...

OMG, people have found you with the best search terms! I have had people find me with "fetish porn", "really fat women" and the most popular "Scarlett Johansson in bikini".


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