Tuesday, November 9, 2010
Do you have a StatCounter? I do, and I'm a little bit crazy about it, not even for the fact that I can track how many of you amazing people are coming here, but for the keyword function. That's right, I can look up what people are searching to find my blog at any given time. Mostly, the searches are pretty standard: dorky clothing, body image-related terms, dermatophagia, and the odd chicken soup recipe request (should've seen that coming when I came up with the name). Lately a lot of people seem to want to know about "piercings on private parts" (I wrote about piercings I find a bit creepy twice).
And sometimes there are strange, amusing gems.
A sampling, you ask? Here are a few of my favorites.
"Weird dorky tit:" Honestly, I don't know what this person was hoping to find.
"You are my shiny diaper:" Apparently this is something Bai Ling said. I don't quite remember posting about it, but I'm glad I am apparently an authority on such matters.
"I feel so self conscious wearing clothes because I think it's dorky:" I liked this one enough to write it down because, though I'm sure this wasn't what the person meant, it's hilarious to me to think of someone feeling wearing clothes makes you some kind of square. The only way to achieve coolness is to be a nudist, apparently.
"loser mcloserface:" If you are the person who used this search term, please let me know. I want to be your best friend.
What's the silliest way someone has arrived at your blog?