can i get an anteater up in here?
Dear Sugar Ants,
Fuck you. Seriously. You are so goddam lucky I'm too much of a hippie to just want to smoosh you all out-right. Why are you here? What have a done to deserve an army of you hanging around on my desk? Probably you're here because I made the mistake of eating pineapple at my desk and now there are spots of delicious sustenance all over the place. Okay, my bad, but you'd best get the hell out of here before I clean my desk. I don't want to kill you, but if you leave me no choice, just know I'd rather be a murderer than wake up one day to find you inside my laptop or in my bed or something.
I guess this is why we can't have nice things.
On a serious note, how do you get rid of sugar ants?!