I really wanted to like this song of yours.
I think you're totally cute and that it's really endearing that you say "gosh" so many times in one song. It's refreshing, even. But I do have a bone to pick with the following lyrics:
"Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow."
Okay, Usher, really? Boobies? That was really the sexiest word you could think of? Because if anyone tried express attraction to me by complimenting my "boobies" I would laugh really hard and never want to talk to that person again. Are you seven? Or a Pussycat Doll? Because only children and Pussycat Dolls ever say that.
Stop it. Stop it right now.
Sorry, but I had to get that out.
(Are there any words that drive you crazy?)